Twenty Vicodin

"Is that how our system works? Release the best actors? I shudder to think what that world would be like."

"Yeah, why would I want to make sure that my homicidal cellmate is taking the right anti-psychotics?"

HOUSE: "You've really got a thing for swastikas ... Mendelson - like an ironic thing?"

MENDELSON: "It's a German name."

HOUSE: "So's 'House.' And I'm Jewish ... nah, I'm a black, gay gypsy."

"You know what's weirder? That the clinic is a large room, and you somehow confused me with it."

"You heard about my parole - but not about my violent reactions when people steal my tuna?"

"You're stepping to a guy who outweighs you by 50 pounds, and who's carrying a cane, which, while prison-approved, could still cause some issues when inserted into your colon?"

"That look of shock is elitist and offensive. Doctors can be degenerates. This is America."

"Another pet? This is gonna end badly, again. Remember when we talked about this? At least I talked, you stared at me, eerily. I think it was eerily. Eerily felt like a best-case scenario."

"Me and humanity, we got together too young,"

ADAMS: "People are complicated, and people change."

HOUSE: "Not that much to the first, and not at all to the second."

"This is where you say thank you. Or, I say thank you, for not killing me ... Thank you."